Forensic audit of 75,064 raw messages from Channel 862464045995261952 (Server 771502371619995660). 527 members analyzed. Mathematically ranked by zero-utility index, begging density, reaction slop, and bandwidth waste.
Mathematical waste score based on slop ratio, begging frequency & community rejection
@hoo123m12
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@zenkaisaiyan
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@solo_theantivirus
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@.godofrats
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@faupx_
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@blud867
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@beanbean85
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@aleztorez
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@mosavage21
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@iii3.3
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⚡ BANDWIDTH VS UTILITYZERO-YIELD METRICS
Top metrics across the 75,064-message dataset
8,650
Hoo's Total Messages (99.9% Slop)
12
Blud867's Begging Requests (Server Record)
0.0%
Solo's Utility Rate (1,695 msgs)
-1,000,000
Rover's Official Aura Rating
Audit Conclusion: The Top 10 useless members consumed 38.4% of total server bandwidth while producing a combined total of 25 helpful messages out of 21,300.
🚨 FREQUENTLY ASKED DELUSIONS
“Why am I on here? Why am I getting slandered?”
Because you spent the last six months clocking unpaid 14-hour shifts in general chat typing pure, unadulterated buns. Nobody forced you to do this. You voluntarily logged onto Discord every single day to yap into an empty room, begging other broke dudes for 200 Robux like you're panhandling outside a convenience store, spamming broken Tenor links that didn't even load, and crashing out over anime boats on zero sleep.
You sat in a server full of grown men and teenagers arguing over mother allegations, swearing on the Quran in all-caps, texting through Sunday church sermons because your parents locked your phone down, and pumping thousands of messages into the void with literally zero helpful information to show for it. You were loud, annoying, and impossible to ignore.
And now you're clicking around this site looking confused, wondering why you're getting cooked? You're getting cooked because your chat logs are an absolute disaster. Nobody framed you. Every quote, receipt, and metric on this screen came directly from your own keyboard. You earned every single ounce of this hate. Turn off the PC and go outside.
#1
@hoo123m12
The Industrial Bandwidth Black Hole & Claude Prompt Conspiracist
Index: 9758,650 msgsBegs: 10Utility: 0.1%
The Defining Incident: Maintained an uninterrupted 5-day unemployment marathon typing 8,650 messages on 4 hours of sleep, spammed the exact same 360p combat GIF 40 times in one afternoon, signed an unhinged binding contract allowing Sifan to legally execute him if he touches RELL Seas, and had a manic psychosis screaming that the entire MMO was vibecoded with Claude prompt injections while lying about burning $400/month on AI subscriptions
@hoo123m12: "They strung up a bunch of one shot Claude prompts, made a showcase map, and went into it"
@hoo123m12: "Sifan gets to kill me if I play rell seas - signed by hoo123m12"
@hoo123m12: "I got 2 accounts... $200 Each sub Each month 💔"
@1xxmysticxx1: "hoo is deadass having a full blown psychotic episode in general chat over roblox boats"
@hoo123m12: "We’ve fixed every bug in the game guys *insert laugh here* ... The game is in a releasable state 😭"
@hoo123m12: "NO I already don't got enough fro myself 💔"
Psychological Autopsy & Objective Slander: The undisputed, unwashed sovereign of server noise pollution. Clocked 8,650 messages in under a week—eating up 11.5% of the server's entire bandwidth while delivering a microscopic 0.1% helpful rate. Hoo spent five straight days living on lukewarm tap water and zero sleep, screaming that an entire ocean game was cobbled together by one-shot Claude prompts, signing a legally binding suicide pact with Sifan over pirate lore, and claiming he pays $400 a month for enterprise AI while begging chatters for fruit trades. If Hoo touched grass for even ten minutes, Silver Moon's chat latency would immediately drop by 80%.
#2
@zenkaisaiyan
Flicker / The Quran-Swearing Mob Boss & Anti-Literacy Crusader
Index: 7931,933 msgsBegs: 9Utility: 0.2%
The Defining Incident: Swore on the Holy Quran in full caps-lock ('WALLAHI ON MY LIFE I DO NOT') during a Roblox flame war over allegations that he was lusting after Rover's mother, orchestrated a relentless 6-hour server lynch mob to bully Rover into deleting his account so nobody would check his own browser history, and violently screamed that any human who reads literature outside of Dragon Ball and One Piece deserves immediate execution
@zenkaisaiyan: "WALLAHI ON MY LIFE I DO NOT... dont believe what rover says rover be lying about everything"
@aleztorez: "flicker u look at your mom's ass all day"
@zenkaisaiyan: "<@758462449413259264> yo come roast rover with us"
@zenkaisaiyan: "nobody cares about a damn ramayanaanan whatever its called"
@zenkaisaiyan: "the only thing we care about in this server is one piece and dragonball thats IT"
@zenkaisaiyan: "i deadass dont think ive ever met anyone as old as agz"
Psychological Autopsy & Objective Slander: Dragged ancient religious scripture into a Discord server full of grown men and teenagers arguing over anime swords. When accused of ogling someone's mom, Flicker didn't just deny it—he dropped an all-caps 'WALLAHI ON MY LIFE', then panicked and mobilized a vicious 6-hour witch hunt against Rover just to divert the crosshairs off himself. With 1,933 messages, 9 begging attempts, and an illiterate crusade declaring all world history and literature irrelevant compared to Goku, Flicker navigates chat with the emotional stability of a shaken soda can.
#3
@solo_theantivirus
The Church Pew Venture Capitalist & Poll Illiterate
Index: 7491,695 msgsBegs: 7Utility: 0.0%
The Defining Incident: Achieved a flawless, mathematically pristine 0.0% utility rate across 1,695 messages; live-texted 1,000 unhinged messages from the middle of Sunday church pews because his parents put firewall blocks on his phone, begged people in chat to describe YouTube thumbnails to him because of his screen time limit, pitched a £100,000 trust fund scam to bankroll a sleeping YouTuber, and then—after almost 2,000 messages on Discord—had to publicly beg for instructions on how to click a poll button
@solo_theantivirus: "I had no plans of watching it since it was 9-12am on a saturday and i havr church next day"
@solo_theantivirus: "If everyone in silvermoon put 10 pounds into a trust fund for agz to make a game we would have 100k total"
@solo_theantivirus: "They blocked me Cuz they blocked some game searches on my account"
@solo_theantivirus: "<@768386956895715340> how do i make a poll"
@solo_theantivirus: "Make this a gif with the soldiers on the side"
@solo_theantivirus: "Describe the thumbnail to me bro I can't open YouTube my parents blocked it"
Psychological Autopsy & Objective Slander: A walking technological black hole. Solo produced exactly zero helpful lines of text across nearly 1,700 messages. He sat in holy Sunday worship furiously spamming chat because his parents locked down his device with toddler-grade parental controls, begged broke chatters to narrate video thumbnails to him, attempted an impromptu £100,000 Ponzi scheme for a Roblox YouTuber, and still lacked the basic cognitive motor skills to figure out how a native Discord poll works. Pure, concentrated deadweight.
#4
@.godofrats
The Professional Backpack Hitchhiker & Carry Beggar
Index: 7051,411 msgsBegs: 3Utility: 0.0%
The Defining Incident: Accumulated 1,411 messages without ever pressing a single key on a keyboard under his own power; spent his entire pathetic server existence acting as a limp, parasitic backpack passenger begging strangers to carry his useless corpse through dungeons, asking about 8 games he doesn't even have installed, and folding into immediate spineless submission the millisecond anyone roasted him
@.godofrats: "Help me get strong"
@.godofrats: "Carrie me in bloodlines"
@.godofrats: "Are we playing that nanoprodigy jjk game?"
@.godofrats: "The world trigger game?"
@.godofrats: "The slander is not wrong i deserve this"
Psychological Autopsy & Objective Slander: Has never moved a video game character forward without another human dragging him by the collar. Godofrats' entire 1,400-message digital legacy is an endless panhandling circuit: begging for carries in games he refuses to learn, asking if people are playing games he doesn't own, and providing a staggering 0.0% utility. When confronted with his own absolute worthlessness, he doesn't even defend himself—he just curls into a fetal ball and agrees that he belongs in the gutter.
#5
@faupx_
The Panhandling IGN Critic & 2,000-Hour Nightreign Veteran
Index: 703802 msgsBegs: 10Utility: 0.0%
The Defining Incident: Achieved the most shameless, gutter-tier begging density in server history by rattling a digital tin cup 10 times in 800 messages (begging for 200 Robux, 800 Robux, and 2x EXP boosters like a street beggar), while simultaneously roleplaying as an arrogant, pretentious IGN film snob dropping unwanted 2018 Gamespot review scores on an unreleased pirate game
@faupx_: "<@282244840060747777> buy me 2x exp"
@faupx_: "does anyone have 150 robux"
@faupx_: "silde 200 robux"
@faupx_: "you said you could give me 800"
@faupx_: "the story is mid"
@faupx_: "gamespot gave it a 10/10"
Psychological Autopsy & Objective Slander: Possesses the begging frequency of a subway turnstile and the critical arrogance of a washed-up journalist. One out of every eighty words out of this man's mouth was a direct plea for someone else's wallet—begging for Robux, handouts, and game passes with zero shame. Then, without skipping a beat, he would wipe the drool off his chin to declare that whatever game people were hyped for was 'mid' because a 2018 Gamespot article told him so. A 0% utility leech with delusions of grandeur.
#6
@blud867
The #1 Financial Requester & Broken Tenor Spammer
Index: 655715 msgsBegs: 12Utility: 0.3%
The Defining Incident: Shattered the all-time server panhandling record with 12 separate financial shakedowns in 715 messages, treated general chat like a permanent government welfare office begging for custom character gamepasses and fruit trades, spammed broken Tenor GIF links that errored out on screen, and inexplicably started barking Parisian French at confused chatters
@blud867: "if you give me dragon or yami sure."
@blud867: "buy the customize gamepass cuz for some reason you gotta pay to custom your char"
@blud867: "no it cost robux"
@blud867: "<@1418188119978672219> t aller sur paname hier ?"
@blud867: "this dude is gen insane"
Psychological Autopsy & Objective Slander: The uncontested slumlord of digital panhandling. Blud867 established a new standard of freeloading by asking chat to fund his lifestyle once every sixty messages. When people refused to buy his cosmetic character passes, he resorted to dropping broken, malformed Tenor URLs that failed to render, before abruptly breaking into fluent Parisian French in the middle of a Roblox fight. A chaotic, broken-link merchant whose entire existence was bankrolled by second-hand pity.
#7
@beanbean85
The Century-Shocked Echo Chamber
Index: 5931,934 msgsBegs: 5Utility: 0.05%
The Defining Incident: Pumped nearly 2,000 messages of pure hot air and background static into the server to produce a near-impossible 0.05% utility rate (1 helpful message total), and suffered a catastrophic existential breakdown upon realizing that living human beings were born in 1998, shrieking that anyone born in the late 90s belongs in a museum
@beanbean85: "1998 is crazyyyy how were you born in a different century dawg"
@beanbean85: "<@125397753038635008> Happy Birthday Old Man"
@beanbean85: "Just end us all man"
@beanbean85: "Why does it look like an actual image from the game"
@beanbean85: "100% a white dude made that shit"
Psychological Autopsy & Objective Slander: Two thousand messages of utter biological white noise. Beanbean's sole distinguishing contribution to human dialogue was being paralyzed with visceral terror that the year 1998 was in 'another century.' Operating at an abysmal 0.05% utility rate, he functioned as an organic parrot, echoing whatever brainrot phrase flashed across chat 5 seconds after everyone else already moved on. If you wiped Beanbean from the server logs, not a single piece of information would be lost to humanity.
#8
@aleztorez
Rover / The Steph Curry Glitter-Bomb & -1,000,000 Aura Victim
Index: 581862 msgsBegs: 6Utility: 0.2%
The Defining Incident: Paid $9.99 for Discord Nitro to flex glowing cobalt bat nameplates and a purple starry banner, only to get brutally jumped 6v1, branded a 'birthday cake ass', 'glitter bomb', and 'Vincent van Gogh Starry Nights ass' by the entire room, had a catastrophic meltdown where he tried to accuse Flicker of staring at his mom, collapsed to -1,000,000 aura in real-time, and desperately dropped dead Universe Trigger invite links to empty rooms
@f4shionfiend: "This dude got discord nitro sissy ass 😭 Bro got a banner Dude a glitter bomb"
@grwpe: "christmas ornament ass dude birthday cake ass dude vincent van gogh starry nights ass"
@aleztorez: "flicker u look at your mom's ass all day"
@aleztorez: "join my universe trigger link, need them invites"
@r_etr1but1on: "yo twin i swear u wont gain no aura u on -1000000"
Psychological Autopsy & Objective Slander: The most catastrophic, humiliating aura bankruptcy in Discord history. Rover actually handed Discord ten real American dollars so his profile could sparkle like a glitter fairy, only for the entire chat to immediately turn on him, clown his cobalt bats, and call him a Christmas tree ornament. Panicking for his life, he tried to deflect the mob by accusing Flicker of staring at his mother, which backfired so violently he entered an irreversible negative one-million aura debt while spamming dead invite links to an abandoned server.
#9
@mosavage21
The Voice Channel Screamer & Unc Stalker
Index: 575952 msgsBegs: 7Utility: 0.0%
The Defining Incident: Logged nearly 1,000 messages of unadulterated auditory and visual assault with ZERO helpful output; screamed 'REGIGIGAS' in all-caps into empty text channels, stalked adult YouTubers with unhinged, demonic birthday moaning typography, and had the sheer audacity to tell other people to 'get a job' while clocking 14 consecutive hours a day in a Roblox Discord
@mosavage21: "<@978674756352098334> get a job bro you too bored"
@mosavage21: "is that homeless agz"
@mosavage21: "REGIGIGAS"
Psychological Autopsy & Objective Slander: Zero percent utility across nearly 1,000 messages of straight mental decay. Mosavage treats the chat like a padded cell with an open microphone, randomly howling the names of legendary Pokémon, writing cursed birthday copypastas that read like a demonic possession, and lecturing other people about employment while he spends sixteen hours a day watching anime GIFs load. A walking megaphone with nothing inside the head.
#10
@iii3.3
The Cryptic Tutorial NPC & Gear Monologue Purist
Index: 5411,287 msgsBegs: 7Utility: 0.1%
The Defining Incident: Subjected general chat to 1,287 messages of unskippable, mind-numbing tutorial NPC monologues about weapon scaling, relics, and reputation systems like an ancient hermit trapped in a cave, begged for handouts 7 times, and answered every straightforward question with another cryptic philosophical riddle
@iii3.3: "none of that only weapons armours and relics + reputation"
@iii3.3: "adding levels would ruin the perfect system"
@iii3.3: "you decide what weapon you want to commit to"
@iii3.3: "if you pick up a new one its a whole new ride"
@iii3.3: "how do you think you get the weapons"
Psychological Autopsy & Objective Slander: Trapped in permanent dialogue tree purgatory. Over 1,280 messages of pompous, unsolicited game-design lectures delivered like an unskippable tutorial NPC from a 2004 PS2 title. When someone asks a simple question, iii3.3 responds with a five-paragraph parable about weapon commitment and reputation meters, all while having his hand out begging for gifts seven different times. Contributed exactly one helpful sentence in his entire server career.
Rank
Chatter
Archetype / Persona
Messages
Threat Classification
The Incident / Feud
Action
#1
@hoo123m12
The Unemployed Doompost General & Claude Max LARPer
8650
Category 5 Chat Hazard
Hoo spent 5 uninterrupted days in an unhinged manic spiral across 8,650 messages claiming RELL Seas was completely fake. When users posted combat clips, Hoo pan...
The chat instantly forgot about the developers and jumped Rover 6v1. F4shionfiend and Grwpe called him a "glitter bomb", "birthday cake ass", and "vincent van g...
#3
@m4ri.asc
The Demoted Saint & Manic Hair-Food Moderator
2403
Siren Class ADHD & Mod Biohazard
Screamed "EVERYONE SHUT UP!! THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!!! TAKE A PICTURE! OH MY GOD". Mosavage exposed her: "oh ur a mod now... nah ur names mari" -> "indeed"...
#4
@zenkaisaiyan
Flicker / The Lego Game Bloodsport Instigator
1069
Vindictive Deflector
When Rover (@aleztorez) said "flicker u look at your mom's ass all day... like search flicker plus mom and u will find 83 results", Zenkaisaiyan panicked in all...
#5
@quilledeouf
The 0-Sleep Rage-Blocker & Deepwoken Extremist
1163
Sleep-Deprived Rage Machine
Quilledeouf spent 1,163 messages defending Deepwoken against the entire chat while hallucinating from lack of sleep. When challenged, his immediate reaction was...
#6
@cantonnoodles
The 30% All-Caps Marine Screamer & Bunny Mink Spammer
1014
Auditory Hazard / Caps-Lock Terrorist
At 5:46 AM, pinged four people screaming: "LET THE AGE OF MARINES BEGIN... ILL ARREST ALL OF YOU". When the movie started, repeated "THATS MY MOUNT" 15 times in...
#7
@mosavage21
The Agz Unblock Beggar & Regigigas Screamer
791
Chaotic Pyromaniac & Parasocial Patient
Spammed chat: "unblock me gang... agz i was joking you're not old... someone tell agz to unblock me 💔... unblock me bud". When Aleztorez and Grwpe were threate...
#8
@12pomo123
Pomo / The Banned Chud #1 & VC Boxing Challenger
485
Biohazard Level 1
Hol.y read out his official permanent record: "pomo perma banned from that server - discord invite links 3x / advertising - sexual assault joke - vore gif - nsf...
#9
@grwpe
The Pastry Slander Artisan & 234-Message Rover Stalker
768
Rapid-Fire Menace & Culinary Roaster
Coined legendary bakery insults: "christmas ornament ass nigga... birthday cake ass nigga... vincent van gogh starry nights ass nigga... your discord built like...
#10
@solo_theantivirus
The Sunday Church Screenshot Beggar & £100k Banker
1048
Weaponized Helplessness & Financial Delusion
Spammed chat during Sunday morning service: "I had no plans of watching it since it was 9-12am on a saturday and i havr church next day... Show a ss of buddha r...
#11
@hawkboyisausome
The Nietzschean Homunculus Diagnostician
814
Pseudo-Intellectual Gasbag
Told @r_etr1but1on: "Rell seas created you, your a humuculous created for the purpose of blind obedience, glaze, and faith... Being better than the average Robl...
#12
@beanbean85
The Speedblitz Chronicler
724
Trauma Victim
Repeatedly dropped Thierry Henry side-eye gifs: "I swear the first boss was speed blitzing them like crazy 😭 Is it supposed to be like that? Also some of the a...
#13
@cantonnoodles
The 2020 GPO Combat Nostalgia Addict
747
Time-Loop Captive
When @zhyuuga talked about Update 3 Zushi wall combos, cantonnoodles declared: "GPO combat was the best combat according to people here". Then in the middle of ...
#14
@r_etr1but1on
The Mom-Deflection Bouncer
327
Tactical Interceptor
Shut down Rover's escape route: "rover u tried to pin 7 guys on flicker and now those same 7 guys talking bout cracking yo mama... not even 6v1 we js mutually a...
#15
@marlu_21
The "Tiny Brain" Diversity Defender
113
Unfiltered Non-Sequitur
Entered chat with zero context and declared: "One of my friends name is Alex and he is black... It doesn't matter". Then claimed Movie 3 animations looked good ...
#16
@hokuto
The E-Kitten Labeler
15
Voice Channel Menace
Goonmunky documented: "hokuto- calls everyone femboys and me a e-kitten specifically... dare i mention hokuto". Hokuto showed up briefly, caused widespread dist...
#17
@.godofrats
The Panicked Channel Moderator
506
High-Blood Pressure Peacemaker
Lost his mind in caps: "TIMEOUT... WHAT THE FUCK... GET BACK TO HATING ON RELL SEAS". Then mocked Quilledeouf for blocking people: "'Imma block you cuz you don'...
#18
@fvzzyw
The E-Beggar HUD Critic
886
Financial Parasite
Argued: "could've atleast made it discreet tho, u really dont need some big ass icon telling u to dodge... movie was so shit even the rell bros was sleeping mid...
#19
@igotbannedforlag
The Bus Commuter PvE Victim
722
Vibes-Only Casualty
Cried to @zekage0: "it did 40% of my hp in oen move and then despawned... is there a way to reset profeciecy... i dont like pvp... i be listening to his music o...
#20
@sifanprayforhimamen
The Agz Sleep Paparazzi
186
Clip Stalker
Spammed users: "<@144264164376838145> u seen agz sleeping... clip... send clip rq". Did not care about release dates or combat, only wanted visual evidence of s...
#21
@lilxtypx
The Afro Fade Appraiser
520
Cosmetic Purist
Expressed profound disappointment: "hair styles after 6 years... what is this... got my grimoire enver touched that shi again". Refused to discuss any combat me...
#22
@cute_dove_38629
The Movie 4 Delusionist
467
Toxic Optimist
When @1xxmysticxx1 said he fell asleep before Movie 3, cute_dove replied: "me too ❤️". When @kkai_2 asked what was left to expect, cute_dove replied: "movie 4",...
#23
@hol.y
The Gemini AI Slacker & Pomo Blocker
459
Synthesized Debater
Boasted: "No watch time from me I’m on that Gemini method... All this talk abt their finally being a release date". Blocked Pomo: "sent dumb ass troll appeal bl...
#24
@flea_s
The Developer Chair Analyst
399
Subliminal Reader
Observed: "Sage is deadass giggling in his seat bro... Yo even tho they still got shit to fix bro budhha looks cool". Convinced that developer smirks mean the g...
#25
@destroyer0214
The 2023 Archeologist & Rover Blocker
319
Outdated Database
Noticed players getting wiped by tutorial bosses and cited: "deadass just getting blitzed for the entire fight... 2023 👀... they gon hit you with that dwarf ra...
#26
@aqua_bax
The Cryptic Saint / Train Seas Brainstormer
310
Low-Frequency Cryptic
Ranked #3 Saint by Goonmunky. When trains was getting flamed, aqua suggested: "wait for rell seas to release copy ALL THAT SHIT and call it Trains Seas... Train...
#27
@ssg_2o
The Hallmark Etiquette Disrupter
289
Social Radar Offline
Walked in, observed 15 people telling each other to die, and announced: "Yo... Don’t really need permission to say happy birthday". Disappeared for 8 hours....
#28
@random_ahhuserr
The Drama Voyeur & False Peacemaker
286
Meta Hypocrite
Screamed: "YO PPL LET'S SHIFT OUR ATTENTION BACK TO RELL SEAS HATE... WE GOTTA STAY UNITED", then immediately asked Zenkaisaiyan: "ain't you the guy who likes l...
#29
@zhyuuga
The Corporate Agz Truthers
286
Conspiracy theorist
Declared: "We can’t let Agz see the end of this... Agz is def getting paid by the rell bros atp... When was the last time u been impressed by a Roblox game 😂"....
#30
@av1at1ion
The Skin-Tone Verification Specialist
282
Racial Bureaucrat
Stated with total seriousness: "On god bro... I verified my skin color... Jobs people Jobs". Then noted that Agz looks like Dreamybull....
#31
@dumbjit
Daddy Dumbjit / The Anime Manga Researcher
282
Saint-Tier Chud
Advised chat to mute annoying people: "Give him a mute or sum... Yh just search up onepiece the coloured one is right there... Was for scientific reasons... Mb ...
#32
@quilledeouf
The Rage-Blocker & Glaze Prophet
253
Pre-Emptive Hater
Announced: "im running off 0 sleep dawg <:Pray:> ma bad no point in going to sleep now... yea no im just blocking you theres no point in speaking with you jesus...
#33
@faupx_
The Goldfish Memory Inquirer
247
Infinite Loop
Asked: "is this game even good... is this game good". Ignored the 50 people screaming about broken animations....
Dropped: "We waited this long for a boooty movie... 2". Exited....
#36
@shinga7631
The 2021 Pre-Alpha Copium Dispenser
194
Temporal Confusion
Argued: "they did show us before .. it didn't look bad... i mean like , if they didn't change the previous one"....
#37
@randomfullbringer
The Post-Apocalyptic Wanderer
190
Unaware Casualty
Asked: "did they announce like, anything... see the worst part is for all i know you telling the truth"....
#38
@fibushka
The Rover Execution Witness / Tag-Along
410
Chaotic Spectator
Asked: "yo whys rover getting fried... <@724624920985993318>... O hokuto u r back to normal... should i keep best grimoire or wipe data?"....
#39
@1xxmysticxx1
The Overslept Sea Rumor Believer
409
Gullible Sleeper
Admitted: "Holy shit i actually overslept gg... Someone tagged about spawn within diffeent seas?... Wait im gonna go watch movie"....
#40
@nar3393
The Silent Multi-Tabber
180
Bandwidth Ghost
Sends isolated fragmented thoughts with no reply parent, then disappears for 45 minutes....
#41
@kkai_2
The Meme Freshness Cop
178
Cultural Purist
Told Rover: "Yo no1 is defending it ur js being a lil bitch go spend ur salary on sum else than nitro... Nigga watch my chats with flicker... ceruledge>"....
#42
@roboricks
The Low-Effort Echo
176
Static Background Noise
Echoes sentiment: "fr", "ong", "game is cooked". Adds zero original syllables....
#43
@saintm_
The Unofficial Clergy
146
Sanctimonious Observer
Tells chat they need to seek guidance, while continuing to read every single line of slander....
#44
@.rudez
The One-Word Contempt Merchant
142
Apathy Specialist
Replies "lame", "trash", "clown" to 400-word essays....
#45
@1klxz
The Sniper Executioner
137
Targeted Toxicity
Dropped: "you are genuinely the dumbest person in this server" and logged off....
#46
@thatlightskinjai
The 1v1 Arena Meathead
129
Fistfight Diplomat
Claimed: "the character customisation was the best part am i lyin", causing Hoo to wish he was lying. Challenged skeptics to 1v1 arenas....
#47
@dimondp
The Unread Notification Generator
102
Ghost Ping Menace
Causes phantom badge panic across the server....
#48
@pyroxxxy
The Secondary Nitro Defender
89
Oddity Enabler
Told Rover: "Don’t let them get to you bro, take pride in your nitro 👍", causing @r_etr1but1on to immediately fire back: "take pride in your oddness"....
#49
@kenji1513
The Manga Canonical Feats Lawyer
84
Lore Pedant
Argued that starter bandits shouldn't be able to block attacks because "canonically that move destroys an island"....
#50
@shiryu7189
The Mid-Combo Block Debater
81
Late Arrival Critic
Dropped in at 3 AM shouting: "and you cant fucking block mid combo... yall are tweaking fr"....